craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

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circumcisions:

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK

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archenland:

the plural of mango is mangoes

mangoes??

where is he going???

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slyzor:

slyzor:

slyzor:

what do you call a new born dog

a puppy

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